Evul Boss One – Arrival
With due apologies to Omen One, Star Wars III, First Blood one, Evil dead one and all the other ones out there, Alchemy Technologies proudly presents their new widescreen hit –
Evul Boss One
Brought to you by the daring camera work done by the team from the first floor
Scene One – Alchemy Campus on a fine Wednesday afternoon at 2:45pm. The Empty Room
Evul boss ventures out of his lair and discovers that all indentured younglings have escaped their binding and bonding workstations and are nowhere to be found.
Scene 2, Alchemy campus, 30 seconds later. Younglings
The camera slowly zooms in to the unsuspecting younglings who are still unaware of their dreaded fate
Scene 3, background music from a mix of Psycho, Evil dead and Final Destination. The arrival
The Evul boss arrives.
Scene 4, Evul boss and his Evul Laugh. Evul Boss
Scene 5. Closing scene.
Mortally traumatized, the younglings managed to escape while the Evul boss is still laughing his Evul laugh.
The end.
August 28, 2008
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9 Responses
They can’t play at work ??? Unimaginable at valley .. people would leave job if they can’t play at work .. of course as long as you meet your deadlines …
Anxiously awaiting sequel II –
EVuul Boss returns……
Obi
The table tennis table is on from about 12:00 pm till about 3:00pm, some times even later. We also do daily sessions of counter strike starting from about 6pm till about 7:00pm.
The evul boss was herding the observers and spectators back to work. Sometimes the evul boss does that to shorten the que to the table so that he can also play. Sometime he does it to only prove that he is truly evul. Sometimes he does it because he has nothing better to do (the downside of a down economy). One never knows.
Lolz
haha.. i like how evul boss handled it..
Jawwad,
A was wondering how do you guys(alchemy) in specific and other IT companies/IT parks dealing with massive load shedding in Pakistan (specially Karachi) ?
The kind of news i am hearing makes me think offices are working without electricity most of the time and when the power is available it is too low in voltage for many appliances to work properly. Then you have power surges that can fry electronics.
Are you guys using generators? I have repatedly read that diesel/ gas generators are in huge demand and they are selling like hot cakes. Are there any efforts to get off the grid and use renewable technologies (solar panels/micro wind turbine)? If not then what are the impediments that are stopping most companies and residential homes from making the switch?
Have you tried the system “party at will”. When ever some one wants to do any thing, he can do, it’s not a school that you have play time from 2-3 or some thing like that. Not sure if that system would work in Pakistan, what do you think ?
@Farook: Alchemy staffers all wear Nike/iPod. Evul Boss keeps them on their toes 24/7, so that they can keep generating electricity to run the computers. Occasionally Evul Boss allows them to play pingpong, so that they are fooled into generating extra bijli, which he sells to the neighbours.
Could’nt this evul boss be the DR EVIL from Austin powers series…that would have been better
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